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Catullus 63 has never seemed more plausible

A dude was so moved by a rugby team's victory that he cut off his balls.

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That ended up being an incredibly sad story.

"It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is too terrible to contemplate.

I think this happens a few times a year. It must have something to do with fertile masculine ability being transferable.

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