Pallas slaps a Lapp: what?! Lapp's brat pal, Sam, mans a tank, starts war, attacks Pallas. Pallas bats at tank-clad Sam; adamant hatch-hat has all bat's attack and brat stays at war, lacks harm. Rats! Sam calls Lapp barracks: attack Pallas! Lapp armadas amass arms. Sam's tank and small handgats blast at Pallas; Pallas calmly yaws, balls fly past. Sam gawks at map, has plan: flank Pallas! Plan lags, flags, has a flaw: Pallas calls gallant Mars and Mars hacks and saws Lapps. Can Sam crack Pallas/Mars phalanx? Sam can't, calls a talk. Pallas that slaps Lapps stands, stamps and balks: an Sam starts war, Sam shall stay at war.