Ah, lunch! And lunchtime conversation!
"I was looking a lot at my puppy's butthole last night."
"According to her asshole she was going to poop."
"She's got a cute little vagina ... Didn't you see it? Wasn't it cute? ... It looks like a tiny little heart hanging underneath her asshole ... next time I'll show it to you."
Artist's rendition:
That is a terrible drawing of a dog.
Posted by: Michael | May 05, 2005 at 12:48 PM
What can I say, she studied photography.
Posted by: ben wolfson | May 05, 2005 at 12:52 PM
It's not the worst drawing of a cat, though.
Posted by: tammy | May 05, 2005 at 01:26 PM
I am never ever visiting this site again.
Posted by: bitchphd | May 05, 2005 at 05:26 PM
No!
Posted by: ben wolfson | May 05, 2005 at 05:37 PM
Ok, I lied. But for god's sake if you're going to post things like that, use a cut tag. My kid looks over my shoulder sometimes.
More to the point, I was EATING.
Posted by: bitchphd | May 05, 2005 at 10:32 PM
yes, bad art can disturb the stomach.
Posted by: Michael | May 05, 2005 at 10:53 PM
You know, if I wasn't such a lazy bitch, I'd go take a close up picture of my cat's ass and put it on MY blog for Friday catblogging, just to get even.
Posted by: bitchphd | May 06, 2005 at 07:44 AM
But that wouldn't bother me. Besides, this drawing barely rises to the level of schematic. There's nothing gross about it at all, you're just letting the idea of dog anus get to you.
Posted by: ben wolfson | May 06, 2005 at 08:18 AM
Is she contemplating the platonic ideal of dog anus?
Posted by: Chopper | May 06, 2005 at 09:10 AM
I hate you all.
Posted by: bitchphd | May 06, 2005 at 01:30 PM
the platonic ideal of dog anus
Indeed, the ur dog anus.
Posted by: apostropher | May 07, 2005 at 08:30 AM
hay i luv dogs and there genitals DON'T DIS THEM!!!!
Posted by: azza | November 24, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Indeed, the ur dog anus.
I'M IN UR DOG ANUS, GROSSIN U OUT!!
Posted by: My Alter Ego | April 20, 2007 at 09:09 AM