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With ogged on hiatus, we've all got to pitch in.

Did you hear about Arthur Morgenstern, the underwear model–turned–pornstar?  You know—the one with the truly prodigious penis.  It seems that he had always entertained the possibility of a career change at the back of his mind, but he didn't decide to really go for it until he overheard some folks talking about him, and one of them said, "Art's too long to spend his life in briefs".

Comments

[Adam Kotsko]

Next time I'm hitting on a U of C student, I'm totally trying that one.

[dave zacuto]

I didn't authorize that punchline.

[ben wolfson]

I know. I'm working on it.