With ogged on hiatus, we've all got to pitch in.
Did you hear about Arthur Morgenstern, the underwear model–turned–pornstar? You know—the one with the truly prodigious penis. It seems that he had always entertained the possibility of a career change at the back of his mind, but he didn't decide to really go for it until he overheard some folks talking about him, and one of them said, "Art's too long to spend his life in briefs".
Next time I'm hitting on a U of C student, I'm totally trying that one.
Posted by: Adam Kotsko | October 31, 2005 at 04:38 PM
I didn't authorize that punchline.
Posted by: dave zacuto | November 01, 2005 at 09:19 AM
I know. I'm working on it.
Posted by: ben wolfson | November 01, 2005 at 09:31 AM