In the spirit of the tutor

To the moiling and toiling head mohel
There came a goy boy with a boil
He put him under the foil
But made blunders royal
And changed him from goy into goil.

Here's a hit for "goils", containing this:

Amster's family arrived here to cold-water poverty on the Lower East Side — his earliest memories are of horse-driven fire engines and of stealing food from pushcarts and coal for the family's tenement stove.

I didn't know that you could get food from coal.

Comments

[Michael]

coal? it's great, really. Lots of calories, no fat or carbs, keeps practically forever, and it's organic.

[dave zacuto]

the new goil's goy parents sought remedy
and appealed to then-president Kennedy
they said, Charge this man
who made Anne of our Stan
quoth Jack, who should want such an enemy?

[ben wolfson]

But when Jack caught a glimpse of young Anne
Who until recently had been a man
He felt the strong presence
Of a raging tumescence
And he started to think of a plan.