Superhero origin: the setup, or, potential literature

"An eight-top, young 'uns, and be swift, or—urkh!"  (A bared edge into jugular!)  Entering: oud-player & religious ascetic Iouanna, deciding to undulate (& inciting to unwanted scenes the men present), sights in confus'd madness the beëdged neck in, & now out, a perilous place!  She thinks: "would that Man exit, or, unmastered, fight this dischord?  Ouds aren't", she frets, "effective" (frowns, plucks) "at ending viol—lunk!" A man has grabbed her right tit!  Iouanna whacks that savage with oud.

It's not exactly strong on coherency, but I think some specialized word lists would improve that.

Comments

[Matt Weiner]

Facetious and clever entry in Tlon's book of courage.

[dave zacuto]

There's nothing wrong with footnoted comic books.

[ben wolfson]

An extremity of vulgarness.