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February 18, 2007


I once went to a party where there was a live scorpion. Some guys amused themselves by poking it with a little statue of the Virgin Mary.

I've shipped you a live angry pitbull. Will that do the trick?

What's really galling (aside from the tedious alternative of being obliged to construct several dozen origami scorpions with piezoelectric-powered wire armatures) is that there's obviously a demographic just waiting for this service to come on the market. There are millions of young people who would completely lose their shit if they could send their friends live scorpions.

golden phoenix exotica

get some cockroaches, too.

Holy shit.

Thanks, Tammy!

I hope you have a terrarium, Ben.

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