Who will make a sincere effort to find an entity that will ship live scorpions to me as a birthday present. (Only one has actually avowed this effort, but I assume there are others of the same type.)
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I once went to a party where there was a live scorpion. Some guys amused themselves by poking it with a little statue of the Virgin Mary.
Posted by: teofilo | February 18, 2007 at 11:45 PM
I've shipped you a live angry pitbull. Will that do the trick?
Posted by: Claire | February 19, 2007 at 09:01 AM
What's really galling (aside from the tedious alternative of being obliged to construct several dozen origami scorpions with piezoelectric-powered wire armatures) is that there's obviously a demographic just waiting for this service to come on the market. There are millions of young people who would completely lose their shit if they could send their friends live scorpions.
Posted by: dave zacuto | February 19, 2007 at 11:16 AM
golden phoenix exotica
get some cockroaches, too.
Posted by: tammy | February 22, 2007 at 01:47 PM
Holy shit.
Posted by: ben wolfson | February 22, 2007 at 09:29 PM
Thanks, Tammy!
I hope you have a terrarium, Ben.
Posted by: dave zacuto | February 23, 2007 at 11:46 AM