Vapid jews query tax of big schnoz milk

I am officially underimpressed with the characters in Ella Minnow Pea. (And with the amount of time it takes to read same: about an hour.)

(Let us be clear that the titular pangram is not actually nonsensical as long as you are willing to accept that "milk" is being used metaphorically for an actually nasal product and that it might be taxed.) ((Or one could simply write "Vapid Jews, big of schnoz, query milk tax".))